Cajun Squirrel Crisps

Cajun Squirrel Crisps

Julia, our daughter, had had a bad week, with lots of meetings to fill Friday and she was walking as fast as she could towards the bus stop in the City of London. There were three lanes of traffic beside the pavement as she hurried along concentrating just on getting home. In her peripheral vision she saw a movement and she turned to see car smash into a large advertising billboard and its surrounding metal bollards.

With the sound of the crash and breaking glass and Julia saw one of the bollards go spinning through the air to hit a man who crumpled to the ground with his leg at an odd angle. Time seemed to stand still as everyone watched. Julia ran to the man and took her “best favourite pashmina” scarf off to stem the blood that was pouring from underneath his head. She started talking to him to keep him awake and reassured him that help was on the way. The accident took place very near a busy fire station and so the firemen were the first on the scene and took charge. Then the ambulance and police arrived.

Julia couldn’t believe that passers-by were taking photographs with their mobile phones of the injured man. She shouted at two of them asking “who on earth are you going to show those photographs to?” One man called her a bitch.

A fireman took over from Julia until the paramedics arrived shortly afterwards. Her hands were covered in blood and the favourite scarf was a write-off.

Julia was taken into the fire station to await the arrival of the police to take a statement. She was given a steaming cup of tea and a bag of potato crisps while she chatted to the fireman who was preparing steak and ale pie for dinner, with roasted potatoes, cabbages and carrots. Apparently, the makers of Walker’s crisps recently ran a competition to choose four new flavours. The winners were fish and chips, the builder´s breakfast, and Cajun squirrel. Julia sampled the latter, which she said tasted like chicken. Other flavours in the contest were onion bhaji, chilli and chocolate and crispy duck and hoisin. The firemen said that they have saved lots of cats stranded in the branches of trees and once removed a beehive. She saw the pole that the firemen slide down although she didn’t have a go. “The fire engines were pretty impressive and huge,” she said.

The good news was that the injured man was taken quickly to hospital and although the injury was serious, “the bones were sticking out” said Julia, he would recover. Police enquiries are continuing.

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©Phillip Bruce 2009.